a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
1. I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl. So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM. DON’T FAKE THEM. GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT? THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF? GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER. SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.
German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.
One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…
Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash
Lindsay Lohan photographed by Alex Sainsbury for the September/October 2014 issue of Wonderland Magazine.
LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT
religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols
I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your role model. My role model is my father. And I can spell whole words too.
broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth
I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.
I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me