4 hours ago | 708,858 notes | via: asian | source: cloudsareourspirits

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

4 hours ago | 173,579 notes | via: human | source: leninistvaporwave
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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

4 hours ago | 591,306 notes | via: phobias | source: officialpigeon

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

4 hours ago | 102,082 notes | via: asian | source: futurewhore

suspend:

me everyday:

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4 hours ago | 151,445 notes | via: sextnoise | source: suspend

thatonegirlwiththatoneblog:

when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs 

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4 hours ago | 133,443 notes | via: bastille | source: amasings

the-girl-who-laughed:

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

i’m crying.

4 hours ago | 515,089 notes | via: sass-master-jack-frost | source: cassjaytuck
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shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

4 hours ago | 300,306 notes | via: phobias | source: shutupaubrey
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